All of these guys would get totally killed by lava and AIDS needles in a real fight. Because they can only fight in a ring or a cage... except for the ones not in a ring or a cage but they weren't on an actualy street either. And they had rules.
Rules negates lava and AIDS needles...
And ninjutsu and Silat and Wing Chun.
But if any of these were REAL fights it would be totally different.
There was actually an exchange between Bachelor and Sauer in black belt magazine. Bachelor claimed he didn't tap.Quote:
This Lance Bachelor character seems to have the distinction of getting out punched by a BJJ guy, and out grappled by a karateka. He may want to consider not issuing any more challenges, before he loses a pistol duel with Dianne Feinstein.
I want to street, but I need to get in better shape first.
I don't want to go to a gym becaus I'm afraid I'll get too big by accident so I'm watching a lot of videos online and experimenting with protien shakes. The shakes tastes terrible so I'm using them for enemas while I watch the videos. That way I can get fit by osmosis.
The only problem is I don't know what fitness routine is best for the street so I'm watching a lot of Russian dash cam videos. They take place on the street and sometimes there's a sweet bum fight so I think that will help.
I'm trying to get my bros into it too. Sometimes we get really trashed in the back yard and take turns smashing beer cans over each others heads to build "stamina". Who ever passes out first is "the woman" if you know what I mean.
The concussions and "soreness" are kind of rough, but you gotta be tough if your gonna be STREET!!!!
Machette, you should probably reconsider your friend's offer to be his muscle for low-level drug transactions. It'll add a lot of exp. points to your Street cred.
As a bonus, muscle your friend after you get paid and take his weed. You'll to Level 2 in no time.
Yes! My body is ready!