Kung Fu Kids Train Harder Than You
Somehow half my life has passed me by and I've never seen this old Japanese "Kung Fu Kids" intro until this day.
The most amazing thing is not the amazing theme song, or the fact that I've never seen such an amazingly dangerous looking group of children.
The most AMAZING thing about this intro is I don't think I've ever seen a kid's show intro that include kids lifting weights and exercising in a gym.
Someday if you want to spawn, you will have to choose: do I want my kids to look like Kung Fu Kids, or Honey Boo Boo.
Bonus points for watching up to 2:15 by that time the kids are in full Kendo gear kicking ass.