Wait, was it Skyrim? I cannot remember. Too busy laughing.
That explains the amount of cops that I've seen with knee injuries caused by arrows.
I call bullshit on the OP, his basicly just a southern kid who got bullied alot. If they were really attacking him with knifes he'd be dead by know.. Unless the scousers are the softies and us cockneys are teh realzzz d3adly!!