Did a mud run today. Just a little baby one to test the waters.
I had trouble immediately at the sign-in desk. I pre-registered under the name "ThundaNegro" not knowing I had to provide photo ID on race day, and when the time came it took me quite a while to convince them of who I was (It didn't help that I'm white). Once I got on the track, though, I had a blast. I spent much of the run taunting an elderly couple who were walking the race to satisfy a bucket list wish. They got fed up with me and left after I repeatedly reached up the man's trousers while he tried to wade through the swimming obstacles.
It took me about an hour to complete the entire course, mostly because the teams of middle-aged runners who started a half-hour before me kept bottlenecking the obstacles. Afterwards, I found eight ticks clustered in the space between my cock and balls but nowhere else (What's that I area called? I know it's not the taint). I enjoyed the run, though. There were a lot of women there with HUGE calves. When I got back to the privacy of my car, I jerked off so hard that I cried (The ticks are really in there now).
Anybody else do these?