Best martial art to fight a mountain lion?
I had a rather odd argument with some friends at a bar, so I thought I would posit it here.
Scenario: You are hiking in the mountains, completely alone without weapons and suddenly, a gigantic mountain lion attacks you from the bushes. Which martial art would you most rather have in your arsenal at this point.
I think grappling should be automatically disqualified, because really, who wants to grapple a mountain lion? It will bite your face off. I am going with Monkey Kung Fu for the sheer intimidation value as it may scare the cat off.