@ doofaloofa Is GAA Gaelic football?
Flaming Caber Toss
This is all you need to know.
That's how my wife describes sex with me.
I hope that's not referring to the cheese rolling.
The 10000 gallon pot - the athletes are lowered into the pot, a fire is lit beneath. last man alive wins the medal. nothing for second place. afterwards the water can be used as a tasty stock to accompany the catering at the closing ceremony
Coxless Waterboarding - the athletes are emasculated before being suspended upside down whilst "water" is poured into their sorry fucking faces to the accompaniment of Jesse Ventura screaming at them in a barely understandable pidgin version of their mother tongue. Last one to spill the beans wins!
The Karelin Krab - the athletes must survive for as long as possible in Aleksandr Karelin's boston crab. A five second bonus will be awarded for every vertebrae left intact.