Include GAA then reland has an above average chance at a medal
Protestor-bowling with high-power H2O cannons?
Pepper spray hurdles
The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.
Any of the regular sports but add "Combat" tho their name.
Combat Horse shoes? Played with Grenades instead.
Well, if we're doing war-related **** how about minefield sprints?
Plug for teh racism: how about (place name of minority here)-in-a-headlock relays?
Equestrian freestyle trampoline, followed by speed glue manufacturing.