The one killer move that I think we haven't covered for OP is display urination.
You have to be careful, though, so that it isn't mistaken for submissive urination.
Also, you run the even worse risk that people will mistake you for Andy Dick.
Now, if he really pissed you off, what you do is befriend his brother or father (also easier if you are not the ladies man, which you aren't lets face it hmmkay?)
..yes...go out for drinks with the both of them if possible, ruffi their beers, and have a three way from hell, im talking doing research before hand in the dirtiest porn sites known to man , buying accessories from Lebbel's on-line Dutch sex shop etc.
you feeling me?. It could be that you won't be able to get it up..i recommend a couple of Viagras in red-bull-vodka, also make sure you give some to them too, so it seems they are into it (it will help with the police investigation that might ensue..).
You pre hire a porn film maker so the video is 95% porn quality (don't pretend like you don't know what i'm talking about hhmkay?) and listen to his direction he is a pro.
Now i could go on and on, but the end result is he ate his parents divorced his wife and you end up adopting his kids.
One day, many years after the **** calmed down, you go visit him with your/his ex son in the mad house. You make his kid wear a T shirt saying "Don't **** with my wife!", and calmly unfold your master plan......success!
Can't shake the feeling that point 2 in the OP was an adjunct for:
He may, however, also run the risk of annoying the crap out of his girlfriend, who probably does the washing. Because anyone who's this obsessed about being an 'alpha male' would be unable to function well enough to figure out how washing machines work.
I always make sure to hump everyone's leg.
This makes me undisputed alpha male.
Yeah I get these stares after I humped those legs, totally in awe.