Originally Posted by Mr. Machette
That article is hilarious. I've never learned much about him, but it's reading time now. I definitely like his style.
"Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular." - That's fucking priceless.
I'm also reading elsewhere he referred to himself as "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas." - Now, you've got to admit that's a bad ************.
Amin's attempt at trolling Israel didn't go quite so well of course....
The Norwegian-bashing puts me in mind of an old joke.
The Norwegian border guards at a check point with Sweden wanted to soften up their counterparts across the border to prepare for an invasion. Day and night, they pounded their position with grenade after grenade. It might have gone on forever, but the Swedes finally got fed up, pulled the pins, and threw them back.
:shuffles out with head hung low: