Like I said before: Goddamn cretins.
I tried to bang once, but they wouldn't let me. I kept asking to bang, but they kept saying no. Eventually I got sick of being told no, so I attempted to bang on my own. It wasn't much fun and I began to get a clearer picture of why they might not let me bang. I'm not sure if you have ever experienced a proper bang, but mang, when a bang starts banging, that bang is banging.
Oh my god. He looked like he was about to cry. What a sad little boy. No bangin for you bro, no banging for you...