Damn, I'm glad to be 'Murican. I commute about 50 miles/day in my full sized pickup and don't give a ****. I have a big ass trailer hitch to impale tailgaters and use as a ram when people parallel park too close behind me.
I have a badass toolbox in the back full of **** that mostly isn't tools. Two pistols in the console. Hair Nation on the XM.
I ride my coworkers around on my sweet leather seats during the week and take the dog fishing on the weekend. It's a mucho macho, gas drinking, Christmas tree and dead deer hauling, redneck bat mobile. Suck. It.