Gentlemen and ladies,
I need a car, for the first time in my life, a problem that I deal so far with the innocence and the slightly guilty enthusiasm of a female virgin.
Now, I read a lot of books, and so I know a whole lot about cars, and so, after careful measure, I have concluded that it better have four wheels, and an ipod car connector for my audiobooks, for, let's be real, otherwise, I will never finish "Chapterhouse Dune".
Seriously, guys, what makes a good car these days? Where can I get information that educates me on the topic? I have no fucking idea about, well, anything concerning cars, except that I find it strangely soothing when they make "vroom vroom".
Anybody suggesting that I need some sort of midget high seat, there will be hate.