fails, then there's this
By the bed
I suppose I could throw my ferrets at the intruder.
I hope this never happens. I'd hate to have to kill someone with his own shoes.
In the US, you guys are lucky shits cause you can actually bash a home intruder. Not sure about over seas but in Canada that **** will have you put away, even if it's to get him to stop butt fucking your golden retriever.
Fucking dog fuckers !!!!!
Grab the .357 and go investigate. Bedroom door is close to front door, so contact would happen fast.
But I suspect the sight of a 250-lb, pasty, hairy, mostly naked, and quasi-feral New England-er with a revolver the size of a third world country would be more than sufficient to discourage further intrusion.
If not, well, the gun is loaded, isn't it?
One of the scariest moments i've had was unexpectedly coming across a life sized cutout in the middle of the night, and it was only Hari Kojima!