The Onion absolutely nailed this one. This show and it's predecessor "Toddlers and Tiaras" make my blood boil.
Holy **** that is one chubby little not cute kid if I have ever seen one.
Honestly, I had to Google this to see what it was, and it broke me.
I thought I had seen it all: 2 girls 1 cup, lemon party, 1 man 1 jar, 2 guys 1 screwdriver, the Pain Olympics, the Encyclopedia Dramatica Offended page, and all the most horrific things the Internet could show me. But this... nothing has ever come through my monitor that compares to the nightmarish monstrosity before me now. I'm going to go put a gun in my mouth for a few minutes now, until I can convince myself that it's all fake and we're really in the Matrix or something.
Two words: Sketty wraslin!!!
Kill it with fire.
It must not reproduce.