Here's what results if someone learns that defense with the intention of applying it in real life:
On a serious note, it fills me with dread seeing that ninjuwusu crap. I just want to grab hold of that teacher and dry hump skull **** him in the eyeballs while he tries to demonstrate that bullshit. I'd take his arm and **** it up kimura, armbar or other, saying the only way he can tap out is if he kisses my arse, literally, while singing Waltzing Matilda and when he says he doesn't know Waltzing Matilda, I'll tell him he better learn quick because a man kissing my arse without singing Waltzing Matilda is just fucking weird.
Also, anyone notice they didn't use Quintuple XL girl for the Forced Sex video? They can NOT have been concerned about realism.
...also, @erezb...were you in k-1 or something? =/
EDIT: and what post would be complete without some crappling moves?