Wtf?? Did he just use the piss myself defense tactic?? Everyone knows **** works better.
The key is to cover your valuables in the excreta. It's way more difficult to convincingly "accidentally" kick a poop down your pantleg, then fumble your wallet into it and smear it around. It's also dicey to load up a deuce and walk around in condition zero. Devil's in the details.
You know I didn't know Wicked made this, but if you don't want to go the laser route, you could try a Torch Flashlight. Retails for $180.
This particular flashlight (the world's brightest) is a 4100 lumen monstrosity. A 3-D cell Maglite is, for comparison, a mere 131 lumens.
I think the self defense potential is obvious, if this flashlight were used on an assailant, especially at night.
If we're gonna discuss self defense gimmick weapons, Id suggest a stun cane over pretty much anything that's not OC spray.
He must have been typing the right-hand side of his posts with the hurt hand.