Epic Ninjutsu Douchebaggery
Words can not describe. This guy scares me. Stone killer, mang. He's got a death fist and everything. A death fist? You can't $%*& with that! His armpit tickle is so strong it can knock a man off of his feet. His unique stealth techniques makes him completely invisible to women. He's got interpretive dance moves of ultimate demise!
National Geographic proudly presents Glen Levy, "A Journey to your own destruction"?
His preasure point technique proves devastating against attackers who fight like rag dolls on qualudes:
Yes! Douchey papyrus script intro for the win! But wait for it... @ 1:10, it looks like a cameo by CHOSON NINJA!
Mr. Levy spreads enlightenment and insight via his blog:
Aparently he'll make you a Shaolin monk too!
Glen is leading a Shaolin Initiation Bootcamp in New Zealand.
2 Days Of Wisdom, Challenging Beliefs And Profound New Techniques To Allow You To Obtain A Shaolin Monk Presence In Everything You Do’
My lord, he's the perfect being!
I'm so glad I'm not a crash test dummy. This dude would give me nightmares.