Yeah, I think he has a lot more problems than people realize. I figured it had to be pretty bad when Dana White said he felt bad after he realized that Mayhem took his joke twitter flame exchange personally. **** must be pretty messed up for DW to show pity publicly.
He could've shoved what he stole up his ass.
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Papillon style, baby.
Poor guy. I guess retirment crisis hit him hard.
Must have been kaneing it pretty hard to blow through all the UFC and MTV money.
I thought Jason was arrested for trespassing and vandalism, not for robbery?
Though if Vince remembers right, "burglary" is defined as breaking into a dwelling or business with intent to commit a felony, so I guess he could head to the lock up for that depending on how much vandalism he committed.
Wait a minute...isn't Jason some kind of outspoken atheist? Could this be some kind of anti-Christian hate crime!?!
Obvious troll. Obvious troll. For the record, I think the mental illness thing, the had to retire because of awful performances thing, and I am not going to rule out the possiblity of drugs and alcohol, had WAY more to do with this mishego than whatever spiritual (or lack thereof) beliefs Jay has.
You know, we could probably fit some priest molestation jokes in here somehow. Although those might be the kind of jokes that feel played out before anybody even starts making them.
When I was twelve I was friends with this short, geeky white dude who apparently found adultery and racism hilarious. Literally every joke he told was a black baby joke. "The wife fucked the black mail man! Hur hur!" It got old before he even opened his mouth for the first time. Although he did jerk me off in the locker room once, so I can't totally fault him.
Why should we believe anything you say? After all, YOU'RE HITLER!
Damn, I thought Mayhem was a hell of a mack,
but clearly he just smoked the hell out some crack.
Ended up on naked in church, no sinner
his life gone south faster than birds in the winter
Discarded by both the UFC and MTV
No phoning back home like a dead ET
It's tough when life throws you curve then you strikeout
With no balance he couldn't fuckin hold his nerve -wipeout
****, I must be really bored this evening.