Sure thing Homie.
If your avatar yells out "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED" while your opponent is dazed your next turn gets a +4.
Damn i need a life.
IWM: HP: O O O X X
BD: HP: O O O O X
Status: Dazed(1 round)
Regardless of what my opponent does my next move is jumping spin kick to the liver.
I run in and do the batusi for the crowd +1 to crowd pleaser (psychosis) and -1 to perception (lack of intuition)
I'll take the thai shorts that totally make my package look amazing. My bulge will be on point.
First I look behind BD and say, "Damn girl! You got some fries with that shake??" So as to make him think there is a really sexy lady behind him, a straight mans worst enemy in a fight. Hunkers down a little to cover liver with elbow and parry spinny kick of death.
Ha! Plan foiled! My spin kick allows me to look behind me for boobies while simultaneously hurting you. Follow-up with crocop left leg hospital.
Are we not waiting on the FM? He's gonna have a lot of dice rolling to if we keep belting out combos and kamehaha waves. Anywho....
Checks your kick? (I don't really watch UFC, what part of the body are you going for son?) Decides to **** the bullshit and shoot for a single leg.
So your short now show how " happy" you are to be here. This will make BD Reluctant to even touch you for three rounds.
Well played young man.
You rolled a 2
Elbow wiffed pass BD Your follow up kick also misses and because it was so shitty (you rolled a 2) you land in a sideways point fighty stance.
Lordbd then attacks with ajump spin back kick to the liver.
And rolls a 5.
Hit was successful. IWM loses 1hp.
Boobies lady was unimpressed with both of you in the last round she starts check out smoking hot DM/Ref.
IWM I am not going to allow you to shoot for a double since we are fighting under K-1 rules. I will allow other stupid **** but we have to stay within the rules.
Your best bet is to stick to high percentage techniques.
****, I guess I should have figured as much seeing how this is a kickboxing thread. Damn this is hard coming up with **** not having BD in front of me irl. I'm trying to give the people a good show too (hence the accentuation shorts)!
Throws a jab to BD's face followed up with a teep to the solar plexus.