I am calling bullshit on the notion that a normal athlete conserves the THC-COOH contained in average hash cookies for longer than two or three days.
Prove me wrong.
And as to the rest, spare me that "only USJA moms give birth to real men" crap. If you indeed need a nerdy, fat, overworked, and, while we're on it, right now distinctively underfucked hobbyist like me to tell you that it is in your best interest that the next guy you send to the Olympics doesn't see it fit to begin tournament day with a glass of milk and a bowl of Bengal brownies, your moral compass has lead you to into the depths of evil Mordor, ma fwen.
The normal, serious version of the last paragraph being: Take it easy. The kid looks as guilty as Judah Macabeeh (the Biblical character, not the forum member), but I still think YOU are a great guy.