Making Your Own Mouthguard
Title was going to be, "Help me Bullshido, you're my only hope - Shout out to Alderaan". But let's keep **** topical.
So my homie, whose name starts with Q and ends in dot (let's call him Q-dot for tidiness sake) is in a bit of a pickle.
I just left my house for the day carrying all the **** I need to check out a martial arts school plus the usual gear. So I'm carrying one large shoulder bag plus a case. That's a lot of **** to lug around.
People keep asking me what the **** is in the case. I tell them it's my suit of armour, because I'm filling in for Iron Man while is on official Avenger duty. I do this because "**** off" may be construed as offensive.
But to the point, I forgot my fucking mouthguard. And yes, they are cheap and widely available. But there is no fucking way I'm lugging all that **** into town to get one. Plus I'm busy today and don't have time. How I found time to write this **** out is a mystery to me.
Anyway, I have to make a mouthguard. Yes, my design will be awesome, because I'm Tony Stark with melanin, but let's see what you guys can come up with.