Eh. Yep, that sounds shitty. But the girls are always worth it. Think of Dante and Beatrice and go for it!
Wow, I had a hard time coping with the bullshit related to practicing Shaolin Kung Fu under an actual Shaolin "monk" from Henan, these diluted westerner adaptations would drive me crazy.
Is it really $85 a month and a $45 signup fee or did you just make those numbers up as an example?
Dude, don't sign up for a shitty fake kung fu school just for a chance to flirt with a girl you met once.
Guys doing **** like that makes me embarrassed to be straight.
Instead, do the honorable thing and challenge the instructor to a Kung Fu Deathmatch. I'm sure the MACP and Savate will be more than enough skillset to handle poser-fu. Be sure to goad him about the superiority of the Western martial arts, like a bad guy in a kung fu movie set in 1930's Shanghai.
You know what I'm talking about.
Even Kung Fu Magazine Online forums were calling Shaolin Do suspect all the way back in 2001:
oops, i must have missed that this was indeed shaolin do. yeah this is a bad place.
FYI the majority of chinese kung fu schools claim a connection to shaolin, so saying that a chinese martial art is "shaolin kung fu" is about as descriptive as a dance company saying that they do "modern dance"
I've yet to meet any of them who can hang in Dharma combat.