Self Teaching - Hijikata Toshizo
It is well known that motherfuckers often frown upon the practice of self teaching, calling it useless and futile. They have often likened it to attempting to use masturbation to improve your sexual prowess. As one who masturbates a lot, I hope they are wrong on both counts.
While I was reading some bullshit because I was procrastinating and whatnot, I came across something I had missed in the story of Hijikata Toshizo. For those of you who have no interest in Japanese History, Samurai, bullshit with swords, or who aren't anime fanboys or whatever (osu desu, ************), Hijikata Toshizo was a bad ************. Vice Captain of the Shinsengumi and legendary swordsman. And he was self taught, if my sources are to be believed.
I have previously started a thread about my battles with non-training, borderline alcoholism and pornography. This is the motherfucking cure. I am going to teach myself Sanda. I have already downloaded multiple videos of fights from youtube to help guide me on this motherfucking journey. This **** is going to be epic.
I am also going to tie an old tire to the roof of the other room in my apartment/house and kick the **** out of it. I will be practising throws on broomsticks. No, I am not fucking kidding.
Motherfuckers may talk **** until I show up unannounced at your next throwdown and proceed to kick the **** out of everybody. Because that is what the **** I does.
Also, are any motherfuckers around here who happen to be self taught?