The very act of observing Rob Tucker changes the observer...and not merely at the quantum level.
When fired at Rob Tucker, CERN particles reverse course.
Theropods voluntarily went extinct to avoid any encounters with Rob Tucker.
For the very same reason, great white sharks refuse to grow legs.
By simply glaring at approaching asteroids, Rob Tucker saves Earth from collisions.
Only Rob Tucker exists. The rest is not reality--it is merely Rob Tucker's whimsical imagining.