Mind Numbing Stupidity on the UFC Facebook page
I was looking through my Facebook today when I saw something that caught my eye....
Like any UFC fan with a working brain, I was puzzled to see the official UFC page spouting such complete bullshit. I should have stopped there, but instead I ventured into the comments of this Facebook post.....
These are just some of the ones that stood out to me the most, there are plenty more like them. I am very vocal about UFC fans, and MMA fans in general. When my friend asked me to go with him to the Toyota Center to watch UFC when it came to Houston, I said "**** no". There was no way in hell I was going to put myself in a position were I was surrounded by UFC fans. I always tell tales of my 2 stripe white belt days when Tapout wearing brahskees would walk into my dojo only to get manhandled my a 135 pound white belt. I have always been very vocal about my dislike of UFC fans, but this **** takes the cake.
In order to have seen this update, you have to go out of your way to search for the UFC page and click "Like". Only UFC fans were updated with this. Why is it that UFC "fans" call themselves fans of the sport while obviously not understanding a single fucking god damn thing about the sport they are watching?
If UFC 143 was the very first time I had ever seen MMA in my life, the absolute MINIMAL amount of knowledge I would have extracted from that one event is that now I know what fighting really looks like, and what real martial artists have to do in order to win a fight. If you are not extracting that basic about of information, you are basically completely fucking brain dead.
I sometimes feel like I am being too harsh on the Bud Light chugging douchebag brah's that sit next to me at the sports bar, but now I take that back. UFC fans are more fucking stupid that I could have ever imagined. If you can't even extract the very bare bones basic information I mentioned above, you really are watching this intricate sport only to watch people punch eachother in the fucking face. If you don't have the intelligence to extract such stupidly obvious information from a sport that you watch often, then I hope Darwin cuts your fucking dick off before you have the chance to reproduce.
God damn it human race, god fucking damn it.