February is Push-Ups Month
Look at that picture. Now look at yourself, doing push-ups. If they look anything similar, you're wrong. Seriously, those are some crappy push-ups. My neighbor's retarded kid has better form than that.
February is Push-Ups Month on Bullshido.
But Meesta Phrosty, what does that mean for meee?
Easy, chuckledick, it means you do one push-up for the day of the month, the second you roll out of bed in the morning until the end of the month. That's 3 for the 3rd, and 22 for the 22nd.
Not difficult enough for you? Fine. Repeat it every hour until an hour before you go to bed. For the entire month.
Did we mention that this is for the entire month? Yeah, it is. You sniveltits are just lucky we're doing this in a short month, because the 31st would suck.
As the month goes on, we'll be discussing proper form, variations, and related exercises. And yours truly just might post a video instructional of how to do these damn things correctly, and tricks for doing them to max your APFT scores for you Army folks.
Go on, get some.
I'm on a horse