It's the BS Martial-Darwin awards thread~!
I recommend anyone not on a mobile device post in red, to highlight the d3adly, and allude to the spilled blood of the stupid, the deluded, the chip-on-shoulder-with-the-wrong-guy, the bullies-with-comeuppance, the would-be-badasses, other failure... you get the idea. I'll start it off.
if you are on a phone, this will be very challenging to read indeed. EspeciallyifIstopusingspacesfuckyourhandheldpieceo fshittakeitofspeakeralready
There are literally hundreds of worthy inductees, so share away. Classics are fine, as not everyone has seen them all.
Chumpter 1: Don't pick on ex-soldiers
Chumpter 2: Don't pick on...cagefighters drag night(!)
Chumpter 3: Respect your elders.
Chumpter 4: Your white turtle neck won't help you (or your friends)
Chumpter 5: Hard things are hard.