What, no groin? Pfff.
I just don't know what to say about that.
Everyone knows that to defend against perverts you should first beat off your attacker
Merry is a pervert? Oh the Hobbitmanity!
No eye gouge?
No taint punting?
No tongue punching the fart box?
Obviously this is not teh d3adly.
everyone knows you clinch the taint.
The voice dubbing at 1:13, genius.
"You want to kiss my accent?"
The WTF meter on that one has maxed and caught on fire. Seriously What The ****??
Well. He got a woman in a bikini to lie on him so he is waaaay ahead of 90% of us losers.