Ok, I'm bruised up from the mega (hurts to laugh) and am a little drunk
- punches hurt way less in a real fight then in training. with adrenaline i didnt feel this guys punches at all. I dont know if he was a bitch hitter for a 300 pounder, but all i saw was like flashes of white when i closed my eyes while being hit, i didnt feel any kind of tissue damage or anything like that.
"Honey, how do you spell Sphinktor?"
^^ Without reading more (yet), I have to say that's comedy gold, up there. WTF man? Ok, I'll read more.
p.s. wait till you see the perfect Judo throw Sirc hit me with today. Hurts to laugh, hurts to sing, just hurts. I think I bruised something in the rib area....but what a throw. It inspired me to take up Judo.