Your whole post reads like a failed commercial for Lynx deodorant.Quote:
He goes down like a cartoon character cliché sounding like a gurgling Weiner sängerknabe. I get ready to run but everybody around laugh their heads of and a girl with a smile the like I never seen hands me an ice cold beer.
I've never heard of any rule saying not to ask people to kick you in the nuts. But I don't need to have some rule to tell me not to do that.
Anyway have you guys heard of the rule, "Don't eat things you see on the ground. That **** has herpes"