Wait, GSP is gay!?
Suddenly the man humping fight style all makes sense.
Can't you just get a priest to wrestle the gay out of a grappling-curious boy?
Jacob was such a homo:
Outfits for my no-gi classes.
I HAZ THEM.
The Lord prefers wine, but beer's ok, too.
I suspect the dread hand of the IJF is somewhere behind this...