In Lubbock , waddaya kiddin' , inside of two minutes a spectator will be hawking Pearl and Shiner Bock and a tamale and BBq stand will appear outa nowhere , Lubbock may be the bastard child of Amarillo but it IS still Texas , and of course there's gonna ensue a typical West Texas 'cut , shoot 'n punch' over who has the best BBq sauce. And that's without mentioning a possible Chili War.....
Hhmmm since Kintanon is gonna be in Texas and I already mentioned Amarillo , y'all could always consider running along on up to Amarillo and getting in on the challenge that has put many a fighter and other athlete , and many other men big and small , youn and old writhing in pain and clutching their guts.
Yeah the 'gym' is right off I-40 , y'all can't miss it , trot your manly tial right along inside and say " we're here for that damn challenge , trot that Big Bad Boy right on out here "........ they'll give y'all time to get squirmy and nervous.
And then the pert little girl with the equally pert little buns will sashay out and put that sizzling seventy-two ounce slab of Top Sirloin Eroticism in front of you ans bat her eyes and drawl "y'all got an hour Honey"......
If you can clean that mere slice and the sides in an hour it's free. Are y'all man enough?
Top Sirloin Gong Sau.......Sizzling Sirloins at High nOOn in West Texas.....
Sirc, what part of town are you going to be in? We should at least go have a beer.
Them's fighting words!
..oh wait, never mind.