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About Ted Deadly

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Date of Birth
June 28, 1916 (98)
About Ted Deadly
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BJJ LARPing
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Favoride Fighters:David “The Soul Assassin” Terrell
Sam “The Alaskan Assassin” Hoger
Melvin “The Young Assassin” Guillard
Mikey “The Eastside Assassin” Burnett
Josh “The Babyfaced Assassin” Barnett
Luke “The Silent Assassin” Cummo
Ryan “The Irish Assassin” Healy
Thierry "The African Assassin" Sokoudjou
Alex “THE ASSASSIN” Karalexis

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Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
Bas: Ur…I suppose.
Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
Bas: Well, the first thing…
Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
Bas: That’s not what she told me.

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