I think it's because I understand them... on a molecular level.
And there's no long-term requirement with a troll.
You're high-maintenance, jnp. You expect quality. I can't guarantee that.
I'll always be there for you... but in a dirty, back-door, that's-what-she-said way.
Why do you only come out to play with the trolls? Do the rest of us bore you?
If I wear the outfit you sent me will you post more?