Vaquero de las culos. Because nalgas = buttocks, and we all know you are THE AssCowboy!
I honestly hope she is a personal friend of yours. Just because.
Sorry, she wouldn't stop squirming around that chain I have her secured with in the basement.
Your avatar is wrong! Just wrong ! And it looks like it was taken with a regular camera.
Do you have a pic of the rest of the woman?