I may in February, after School of Infantry!!
I had to Google "Parris Island". First thing that pops up is some busty female Marine drill sergeant. So *that's* how they're selling a lifetime of service to the military nowadays....
If you think you can make it up to the slightly less desolate Carolina maybe we can have a TD while you're down here.
Excellent! Hey, I'll be down at Parris Island for the next three months. Apparently there is a new resort/spa opening up down there!
I think you're the only 18 year-old I won't be annoyed at for calling me "son"...son.