I heard that it was actually a pretty old cow. And that it was only once. And that it didn't die. But he did knock it out and break one of its horns.

I also heard that they hit it's horn(s?) with a sledge hammer a couple times to loosen it up ...

I'm not a country boy, but I have visited rural areas in my life - and from what I've seen of cows, some of them will just stand there and let you walk up to them. Or they'll wander up to you, wanting to be fed.

Wouldn't be much of a challenge to punch one in the face, I wouldn't have thought...

Strangely enough, I have bitch slapped a cow ... they just kinda look insulted and get weary around you like your clumsy or retarded.

Bulls tho... they have a serious fucking attitude problem sometimes and will not mind taking a few minutes out of their day to **** you up or remind you they are like 8 times your weight.

oh and search function noob

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78935&highlight=Mas+Oyama+bulls

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26763&highlight=Mas+Oyama+bulls

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=22172&highlight=Mas+Oyama+bulls

All three contain info on this topic. The last two threads I listed are about this topic specifically.

There should be some pics somewhere too .

Strangely enough, I have bitch slapped a cow ... they just kinda look insulted and get weary around you like your clumsy or retarded.

Bulls tho... they have a serious fucking attitude problem sometimes and will not mind taking a few minutes out of their day to **** you up or remind you they are like 8 times your weight.

That's what having balls the size of grapefruits will do to ya.

EDIT: Thanks for links which I should've search functioned for.

This was the vid I watched. It's heavily spliced and it's hard to see what's going on...
YouTube- Oyama Bull Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw6Ja1DwFnM)

i thought cow-tipping was a walk in the park its fun, but its not as easy as it seems, it takes alot of work to tip a cow

Strangely enough, I have bitch slapped a cow ... they just kinda look insulted and get weary around you like your clumsy or retarded.

Bulls tho... they have a serious fucking attitude problem sometimes and will not mind taking a few minutes out of their day to **** you up or remind you they are like 8 times your weight.

did I tell you guys about the time I tried to milk a bull? :bully:

seriously John Blume wrote an article in the Asian Journal of Martial Arts which tells one everything they need to know about Oyama and the Cow stuff. Great article. Blume is a great writer on top of everything else. title is "Budo is but a shell."

seriously John Blume wrote an article in the Asian Journal of Martial Arts which tells one everything they need to know about Oyama and the Cow stuff. Great article. Blume is a great writer on top of everything else. title is "Budo is but a shell."

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78935&highlight=Mas+Oyama+bulls

thread on article first in list I linked earlier

did I tell you guys about the time I tried to milk a bull? :bully:

Thick lumpy milk from the unitit cow ?

Thick lumpy milk from the unitit cow ?


not even a pint.... and you know what? screw all this mma stuff... those farmers have to be the toughest MF's.... I mean imagine what they have to do to get a gallon?!

i thought cow-tipping was a walk in the park its fun, but its not as easy as it seems, it takes alot of work to tip a cow

Didn't science conclude that cow tipping, or at least cow tipping as people usually think of it (i.e. sneaking up to a sleeping cow and giving it a shove to send it arse over tit) is 'bunk'? Mainly because cows don't actually sleep standing up and one guy wouldn't be strong enough to do it anyway?

I've been present on more than one occasion where someone has told the story of how they were drunk this one time and ended up in the countryside and saw these cows sleeping standing up in a field and they thought it would be funny to...

I actually started to cringe on their behalf and was conflicted about whether to tell them that I knew full well that they were talking **** for the sake of trying to impress people.


On a serious note - I dunno if dropping a cow by KTFO-ing it with a KK strike would count as 'cow tipping'. Maybe it would. If it rolled over.



did I tell you guys about the time I tried to milk a bull? Did a Dutchman film it for an arthouse sex education documentary he was making?

not even a pint.... and you know what? screw all this mma stuff... those farmers have to be the toughest MF's.... I mean imagine what they have to do to get a gallon?!

You had it easy man, they used to use their mouths back in the old days. Now they use machines and immigrants.

About cow tipping.... I think it must be a myth. I have honest-to-goodness cow neighbors. The herd will all lay down in the field when they sleep at night.

You had it easy man, they used to use their mouths back in the old days. Now they use machines and immigrants.

Technology LOL.