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Uncle Skippy
7/06/2010 7:35pm,
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/207/canyouearmenow.jpg

hungryjoe
7/06/2010 8:12pm,
How are you going to confirm the ear is from the poster?

......calls for the dog......

........looking for camera.....

Pandinha
7/06/2010 8:39pm,
Wooohhhoooo! I'm making this a sticky!

omoplatypus
7/06/2010 8:45pm,
2 seasons high school wrestling, off and on submission grappling/BJJ for a decade, judo, and now MMA.

all that, and my ears are still pretty!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs080.ash2/37337_445049915831_718890831_5968731_2501613_n.jpg

Uncle Skippy
7/06/2010 10:50pm,
2 seasons high school wrestling, off and on submission grappling/BJJ for a decade, judo, and now MMA.

all that, and my ears are still pretty!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs080.ash2/37337_445049915831_718890831_5968731_2501613_n.jpg

They get a 6/10 for prettiness, and a bonus +1 for the plug.

Could use a little bit more lobe and maybe try using some foundation next time.

Overall score: 7/10 on the flawless scale.

Uncle Skippy
7/06/2010 10:53pm,
How are you going to confirm the ear is from the poster?

......calls for the dog......

........looking for camera.....

Unless you routinely chew on your dog's ear, it won't get bonus points for hairiness. In fact, there will be .1 point deduction for each hair.

Manscaping is a pre-requisite for extra points.

SifuAbel
7/06/2010 11:02pm,
LMAO!! wow, you guys couldn't do a better job of making yourselves look like total douches. keep it up. Please. make this a gargantuan mega thread.

bwahahahahahahaha.............

omoplatypus
7/06/2010 11:06pm,
They get a 6/10 for prettiness, and a bonus +1 for the plug.

Could use a little bit more lobe and maybe try using some foundation next time.

Overall score: 7/10 on the flawless scale.

wow, you're a tough judge, i figured i would get a natural 8/10 for flawlessness with a bonus .5 to 1 for the plug.

oh well, i'll be happy with my score. most guys with my grappling history have at least a little bit of damage to show for it. i guess i've just been lucky!

Uncle Skippy
7/06/2010 11:08pm,
LMAO!! wow, you guys couldn't do a better job of making yourselves look like total douches.

I don't understand. It is a contest.

Uncle Skippy
7/06/2010 11:10pm,
wow, you're a tough judge, i figured i would get a natural 8/10 for flawlessness with a bonus .5 to 1 for the plug.

oh well, i'll be happy with my score. most guys with my grappling history have at least a little bit of damage to show for it. i guess i've just been lucky!

Don't get me wrong. It is VERY good. Nice curvature, appropriately shaped lobe (maybe a little on the small side), ok color.

It just doesn't have the 'Pizzazz' to garner an 8 or 9 right now. You can always resubmit with more bling or perhaps some rouge.

omoplatypus
7/06/2010 11:37pm,
like i said, you're a tough judge.

i can't wait to see what you have to say about some of the cauliears that the wrestlers are going to show.

PizDoff
7/07/2010 12:00am,
OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

http://i50.tinypic.com/m7an46.jpg

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

Pandinha
7/07/2010 1:24am,
OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

http://i50.tinypic.com/m7an46.jpg

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

That's nasty J! I don't know how I got away from not getting my ears fucked up. I don't use ear guards, and I've taken many an elbow and punch to them.

I've got some normal looking ears.

Kid Miracleman
7/07/2010 1:27am,
God, all these pics of barenaked ears are making me super wet.

Uncle Skippy
7/07/2010 1:36am,
OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

http://i50.tinypic.com/m7an46.jpg

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

Obviously you are going for the 'mangled' award.

As such, the score is inversely proportional to the size of the ear hole remaining 'open'. If the cauliflower seals off your canal completely, that would be a 10.0. If you still have more than adequate hearing, that would be a 1.0.

The photo does not allow me to make an accurate measurement so I'll have to give you a 4.0/10.0 due to incomplete information.

You can resubmit another photo from another angle if you would like a revised score.

Bonus points in the 'mangled' score can be earned if one of the 'cauliflowers' resemble a celebrity, living or dead or a letter of the alphabet (letter 'O' excluded).

Provisional score: 4.0 / 10.0

submessenger
7/07/2010 6:09am,
I'm totally not shaving my ears this week. Pic soon.