I can attest to the fact that SifuJason's joint frequently has stray aids needles and broken glass bottles strewn about, as well as random plinian eruptions to boot.

Plus ninjas and chunners...

You can't do this on a mat, dummy - you need a ring! The chick in yellow is doing what's called a "War Wheel".

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Neither Matt nor Josh could pull this off without knocking himself stupid on the first downswing. But I would (will??) pay good money to watch either of them try it.

Preparing for a ring, lol. Stop being a fag (sorry gay people, it's the only word that's strong enough, I apologize) and just fight him on a mat or anyplace else within reason. I'm sorry your martial art only works on certain surfaces, like a superhero's weakness and this is a big professional match with thousands of dollars on it and you're a professional fighter that's been training for years and years in a ring.

What happened to people fighting in the park and parking lots? A gym floor is plenty fancy for an internet grudge match.

What happened to people fighting in the park

Do we really want this to go down Brinn style?


and parking lots?

AIDS needles, lava, broken glass, zombies etc... DUHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'll fight standup in a park, but I'm not getting grass stains all over myself rolling around; I have some standards. Zombies we have to stop fighting and focus on the zombies temporarily, that's the usual rule.

I'll fight standup in a park, but I'm not getting grass stains all over myself rolling around; I have some standards..

"Stand up and do karate you queers!" lives strong in you, my brother.

If no ring is available, obviously we won't be fighting in a ring. I was asked my preference, and I prefer to do it as we agreed. If it has to happen in a non-standard environment, then I'd like to at least know what size it is, and what the surfaces are made of, out of bounds rules, etc.

Hmmm...I really thought they did.

sorry about that.

But seriously...Matt...you've been "preparing" for a ring? So no ring would throw off your preparation?

Sounds kind of bullshitty to me?

Can't you two just stand in the middle of the mat and fucking fight?
Did I say we couldn't? Cage /= ring =/ tatami /= lei tai. WHerever it is going to happen, that's where I want to do my sparring. Pretty simple stuff.

The surfaces are made of the purest volcanic obsidian, formed in the primal fires of our planet's birth. It's surface is polished to a mirror shine by the combined tears of homeless orphans and war criminals. The space varies depending on 1. how many blood sacrifices have been made to Tsathoggua that particular week and 2. how active The Warp is and which cycle it is in.

Did you just make a WH40K reference?

Heresy grows from idleness. And so does poor technique.

Good game, eh?

The surfaces are made of the purest volcanic obsidian, formed in the primal fires of our planet's birth. It's surface is polished to a mirror shine by the combined tears of homeless orphans and war criminals. The space varies depending on 1. how many blood sacrifices have been made to Tsathoggua that particular week and 2. how active The Warp is and which cycle it is in.

Does that include crunchy, raw, unboned, real, dead frog?

Does that include crunchy, raw, unboned, real, dead frog?

Nay good sir it does not, since we'd not like to spend the time afterward bickering and arguing over who killed who.

My Judo club has a small satellite school in Burlington and my instructor unknowingly designed a perfect Leitei platform to Judo on in the center of the room.

IMHO your fight isn't that serious. You outweigh him by a lot and if you lose you're just going to have to tap, whoopie. It's a dumb reason to fight but whatever, it's not a deathmatch.

I just hope this **** doesn't take too long and everyone is in good condition to fight afterwards. Doing it at SJ's school means as soon as you're done with your drama we get started with the part where I am/we are allowed to start doing stuff.