I'll start it off, everyone add something, let's not have it turn into a flamewar.

1. Instead of a gi, you wear a Peter Pan costume.
2. For some reason, your back mount escapes never work.
3. You take BJJ so you can roll with men (and you're not a woman).
4. Your instructor constantly complains about how your escrima sticks smell like ****.
5. Somehow, you manage to yell with a lisp.
6. Your slapping technique is vastly superior to that of your teacher.

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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- You take Aikido so you can wear something that sort of looks like a skirt. (No offense to Aikido)
- You complain that there isn't a pink belt.
- You take Judo so you can grab other guys.
- People know you as "That Romo green belt"
- Your knifehand strike looks more like a sissy slap.
- You're constantly bending over to roll up your uniform pants.


"Only those who push themselves to the limit will know how far they can go?!"

1) your name is mercurius.
2) your name is taekwondorob.

just playing in a non-flamewar way. :P

-you insist that fighting "shouldent hurt".
-the fact that you cant make people tapout, is not due to your beeing weak, its due to their being "insesitive".
-you dont like to sweat during workouts (if you do you imediately go to change your "outfit").
-you think mr. shamrock looks "cute".

Edited by - dorje on November 10 2002 13:07:37

- IF YOUR NAME IS POORBOY!

Heh, it's all in good fun.

"Only those who push themselves to the limit will know how far they can go?!"

If you engage in slap-fighting for points wearing a vest with big dots on it, using your feet.

<Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
<John> I'd have to smack you sometime...

You know you are a romosexual martial artist if ...

* your favorite grappling position is the rear guard
* you are always asking guys what size their cup is
* you refer to the guard as the missionary position
* your gi has a flap in the back
* your hero is Emin Boztepe because he grabs nuts a lot on his demo videos :)
* you watch the UFC alone in your room .. at night
* You like point sparring pads because the big red pads on your feet make you look like Ronald McDonald

there it is...i was waiting for it.

you enjoy head butting other men in the groin with your face.
your favorite finishing position is tea bagging your opponents.

you like to bow and touch your own ass.

The guard isn't the missionary position?

your version of chi sau leaves you with sticky fingers and not sticky hands

When people ask you "What style do you do?" You respond "Tae Kwon.....in the butt" and run off giggling like a school girl.

"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals

You have to run to the change room every time your instructor tells you to "Take the Mount".

Those white gi's do nothing for your complection.

You were SO disappointed when you found out what a "rear naked" really was.

You think "All this time I was an expert at North/South and didn't know it!"

"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."



Edited by - JKDChick on December 03 2002 18:58:20

these guys probably still don't know what a rear naked is.....

Do you mean like a rear naked choke?

You find yourself sexually attracted to martial artists of the same sex.

That's all I could come up with.