Actually, you know what'll be better for you?

How about you post up a macro'd picture saying something like, "OWNED" or "PWNED?" Your post doesn't have enough internet cliche's.

Actually you know what, I just bought a motor cycle, you think that you could teach me how to ride that instead?

Maybe like pop a wheelie or something?

Nevermind, I found one for you. I'll post it up for you. You've probably never seen this one, being so fresh and edgy always keeping up trying to be fresh with your wit and all:

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THE CAT IS KICKING THE DOG!

AND LIKE THEN HE GETS PWNED!

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Get your pets spayed and neutered kids. We all gotta do our part to keep the pet population down.

Actually, you know what'll be better for you?

How about you post up a macro'd picture saying something like, "OWNED" or "PWNED?" Your post doesn't have enough internet cliche's.

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/asian-guys-gay.jpg

That was the best you had? Really?

Not good enough. Try again.

Tell me though. How do you post **** like this without being paralyzed with embarrassment knowing full well that you can't even offer a fully reasonable argument against everything I've said.

No instead, you're going to play this game -that you can't win against me by the way- and try to weasel your way out of defending your position.

You're such a fuckbag.

Scratch that, I don't need your help to teach me how to drive a 5 speed anymore. I can do it myself.

But you can drive a motorcycle right? Because I still need help with that. Do I put the sunglasses on my face before or after I put the helmet on? Do i even wear a helmet?

Shut up Sirc.

what argument are you talking about Sirc? I answered you already.

Just because Machida doesn't get hit doesn't mean he has a guard, he avoids being hit more with footwork than anything

Really?

Really?

Give the guy a fucking break. 30 fucking fights and he disappoints you on 2? 1 of them wasn't even his fault. This is like the time when everyone said that Silva was going to be beaten by submission because of how "successful" Travis Lutter was despite the fact that HE SUBMITTED LUTTER.

Yes.

Yes.

That is irrelevant. Silva hasn't really tried to fight in 2 of his last three. You cannot fucking argue that. Maybe it is because the competition isn't good enough, but it still remains. Even against Forrest he did the same **** around strategy, if he hadn't of knocked Forrest down/out it might have turned into the same fucking thing.

EDIT: Just watched Silva vs Leites again, I'll put less blame on Silva for that one. He still fucked around somewhat though.

what argument are you talking about Sirc? I answered you already.

Just because Machida doesn't get hit doesn't mean he has a guard, he avoids being hit more with footwork than anything

Your statement about Machida not being able to KO people and basing it off of arbitrary numbers with no real basis in analytical reasoning. You cite his fight record, which by the way 7 out of the 16 fights he's had were from TKO or KO or submission and 9 going to decision. So a little under half his fights are TKO/Submission and his other 9 are from decision.

What does that tell us? It tells us that 7 out of his 16 fights ended in TKO/Submission and 9 ended in Decision. That's it, there's no rational in saying, "Machida winning by KO is unlikely considering his record." It's a stupid irrational conclusion based on what could be replaced with a hunch and I'd have less of a problem if you weren't trying to seem like you actually knew what the **** you were talking about.

And what does he need a guard for anyway? It's been pretty clear he doesn't need to have a traditional guard and being that he's THE CHAMP and HASN'T LOST A FIGHT, means he probably knows how to do it better than you.

Your insolent bullshit thinking that you know better than him on how to do it is so aggravating to me. Who the **** do you think you are?


Yes.

Yes.

That is irrelevant. Silva hasn't really tried to fight in 2 of his last three. You cannot fucking argue that. Maybe it is because the competition isn't good enough, but it still remains. Even against Forrest he did the same **** around strategy, if he hadn't of knocked Forrest down/out it might have turned into the same fucking thing.

EDIT: Just watched Silva vs Leites again, I'll put less blame on Silva for that one. He still fucked around somewhat though.

Do you not realize that he is SO GOOD that he can afford to dick around. I didn't see anybody complaining with Genki Sudo.

I just want you Israelites to just fucking sit back for a moment and consider the **** you're saying.

Fucking aggravating idiots.

Who the **** do you think you are?

A guy who doesn't enjoy getting **** on by fighters who can but don't?


Do you not realize that he is SO GOOD that he can afford to dick around. I didn't see anybody complaining with Genki Sudo.

I don't recall Genki Sudo ever being boring.

I don't recall Genki Sudo ever being boring.

This. Also, I don't recall Sudo being known for swearing at his opponents during fights.

And what does he need a guard for anyway? It's been pretty clear he doesn't need to have a traditional guard and being that he's THE CHAMP and HASN'T LOST A FIGHT, means he probably knows how to do it better than you.

Do you not realize that he is SO GOOD that he can afford to dick around. I didn't see anybody complaining with Genki Sudo.

His lack of a guard works because of his style, doesn't mean it is invulnerable. The majority of fighters as well as fans as well as Dana White agree that Shogun won, so calling him undefeated at this point is stupid.

I agree he can afford to, he is that good. He is still a dick for his actions. Like I said, it's his fight, but I don't have to like it.