I got as far as "The Roman guards knew that when the nails were being hammered into the wrist that tendon would tare and brake, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support himself so that He could breath."

Then something shiny distracted me, so I never found out whether there were dihedral thingies involved or not . . .

Oh, the forwarded email.

I didn't even read that.

For the record, I'm a Christian, and I HATE chain letters! The sick kid, fluffy friendship and religious-exploitive manipulative virals really make my blood boil! I smashed that chain to pieces on my own site but without the IQ-dipping references to porn trash.

Yeah, I'm glad this wasn't taken as "Anti-Christian"; it's just "anti-asshole".

this great thread isnt getting enough attention, perhaps we should forward it to all bullshido members.

'FWD: IF YOU HATE FORWARD MAIL TOO, LET THWE WORLD KNOW AND SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER PEOPLE!'

the chainmail that will end all other chainmails.

i'm a fucking genius.

What, Lebell replied twice and didn't ask for the free goat p*rn website? How un-scientific of you...

I was hoping someone would notice that.

Best bible verse EVER.

^^^^ this!!! my graduating class in highschool voted this verse to be read at our graduation. it was pretty hilarious :)

I was hoping someone would notice that.

Best bible verse EVER.

Nah!

Ezekiel 23:20 "For she lusted for her paramours, Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys, And whose issue is like the issue of horses."
Translation: She liked the well-hung Egyptians who when they blew a load of baby gravy, it was like when a horse does it.


Eze 23:21 "Thus you called to remembrance the lewdness of your youth, When the Egyptians pressed your bosom Because of your youthful breasts."

Bewbs. Not as good as one of my avatars, though.

I am indeed sorry...when I saw the tagline of "Phrost's Big Sack..." I immediately passed this up, because I've been on the end of one too many of his rotten pics to even hazard a guess to what was next. I'm relieved that this time...it was MAIL.

BTW..nice SPAM pics!

doesn't the human body have 5 liters of blood?

Yeah but people were smaller in stature back then. Badum tsh!

What, you don't like Jesus?