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Monsieur
12/29/2009 12:43pm,
The holy magic of 4ll4h is truly greater than fad, western styles of science. An example: He, teh almighty, figured out what the speed of light was 1373 years before us ignorant westerners came up with the correct number.

YouTube- How Science Destroyed Islam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCGbE5lBrQg)

Amazing, isn't it? I don't know why he had to hide it in riddle-form, or why he just couldn't write "the speed of light is 299792458 m/s kthnxbye" in the qu'ran, but I guess the almighty works in mysterious ways.

Suprore
12/29/2009 12:51pm,
What exactly to science and religion have to do with eachother?

danniboi07
12/29/2009 12:55pm,
Did you mean Physicist?

Monsieur
12/29/2009 1:08pm,
Did you mean Physicist?

Oh, yeah. I did. That's kind of embarrassing.

taijiamn
12/29/2009 1:14pm,
Ohter than to get the numbers you need, why would you throw the moon stuff in there?

Ike
12/29/2009 1:20pm,
Meh. Why bother? :dark1:

Odacon
12/29/2009 2:08pm,
Whats Islam?

tao.jonez
12/29/2009 3:37pm,
Whats Islam?

Some kind of westernized Judo throw.
It's hyphenated like this:

I-slam

evol1349
1/10/2010 4:47pm,
no..islam is the seeeecret ninjer code word. in old times it ment 2-1 on slim jims and slurpies.

Ike
1/11/2010 2:32pm,
Pretty sure most of those guys are Hindu.

ironhill
1/13/2010 10:46am,
I love the google ad for singlemuslim.com on this page asking me to browse photos of muslim women. First stop the burquah gallery then some hardcore eyelash fucking.

Ike
1/13/2010 3:48pm,
Because Lord knows that there aren't any single people of Muslim heritage that are attractive, dress stylishly, and hook-up.

Please, come up with something I haven't already heard Dennis Miller say on FOX.

tao.jonez
1/14/2010 8:54am,
Because Lord knows that there aren't any single people of Muslim heritage that are attractive, dress stylishly, and hook-up.

Please, come up with something I haven't already heard Dennis Miller say on FOX.

Why the hell are you watching FOX?

Also, do Muslims "hook up"? I thought that stuff was arranged by a Rabbi.

Domite
2/19/2010 2:39am,
Then why did allah make jews good at physics?

FictionPimp
2/19/2010 7:25am,
The holy magic of 4ll4h is truly greater than fad, western styles of science. An example: He, teh almighty, figured out what the speed of light was 1373 years before us ignorant westerners came up with the correct number.

YouTube- How Science Destroyed Islam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCGbE5lBrQg)

Amazing, isn't it? I don't know why he had to hide it in riddle-form, or why he just couldn't write "the speed of light is 299792458 m/s kthnxbye" in the qu'ran, but I guess the almighty works in mysterious ways.

Hell, it's trivial math anyone walking between two towns could figure out. Show me where the qu'ran tells us how to cure illness with genetic manipulation or build a quantum computer.

Monsieur
2/20/2010 10:10am,
Hell, it's trivial math anyone walking between two towns could figure out. Show me where the qu'ran tells us how to cure illness with genetic manipulation or build a quantum computer.

I don't think you've fully understood how the magic of teh h0ly qu'ran works.

You see, it goes like this: in the future, when for example quantum computers have been manufactured for years, and the principles on which they are built are relatively well-known, som muslim smart ass will make a youtube-video:
"Look! When the qu'ran says 'thou shall smithe the unbelieving donkey by the neck until he dies, for he is an infidel that deserves to die in hell forever, yes, Allah is the merciful, the compassionate' it's actually a code for [insert hyperadvanced mathematical equation relevant for constructing quantum computers]. WOW THAT MEANS THAT ALLAH SHOWED US HOW TO BUILD QUANTUM COMPUTERS IN THE 7TH CENTURY ALREADY ISN'T HE THE GREATEST EVER!1?1?1+"