I feel safer walking the streets at night now...LOL

YouTube - Steven Seagal: Lawman: Coming Soon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA)

"the training was so successful Segal was deputized"

Wait. What Segal taught them actually worked? On non-compliant suspects? Really?

well thats new...

Did anyone notice the deputies smirking?

Did anyone notice the deputies smirking?

Totaly keeping from cracking up! I saw that.

godallmighty that was stupid...
i hope somebody shoots him.

Segal still runs like he has to take a major **** and can't find a port-a-pot.

Did anyone else think of that Ali G episode where he tried to be a cop? My guess is they just gave Steven a water gun and a star of cardboard wich said "SHERIFFE", then sent him out in the ghetto to try and do a tenchinage on people.

Why won't he just go away?

As long as people pay him to do **** he will be around. I waiting for him to be on VH! trying to get a date with Daisy or I can see him on round two of "I'm a celebrity get me out of here."

Why won't he just go away?

Old doughy white guys like him because he makes it seem like old doughy white guys can effortlessly beat up thugs.

seagall isnt white.
he's southern european from descent by the looks of him.

seagall isnt white.
he's southern european from descent by the looks of him.Well, according to the bastion of all knowledge:-

Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, where he lived until he was five years old. His mother, Patricia, was a medical technician, and his father a high school math teacher. His mother was Irish and his father Jewish. The family relocated to Fullerton, California, where Seagal attended the Buena Park High School in Buena Park, California.

so i was right.
he is not white.
well depends on where you're from i guess.

Did I see that wrong, or did he bounce that dude's head off of a car door frame?

Two things;

Michigan apologizes for Steven Segal.

And if I'm going to commit crime, I'm going to Jefferson County...lol.

I saw, "taken", and afterwards I saw a Steven Segal movie entitled, "Shadow Man"

Same premise, complete opposites of the spectrum : /