I don't know about you people, but I miss some signatures quite a bit. So, let's start a happy little retirement home for them. And also for favorite Bullshido quotes.
Clearly my agenda is to compare my e-penis with everyone else's in the final tally of quotes.
SMF
1/27/2004 12:41am,
oh clearly
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 12:42am,
My very first sig....*Sniff*...We hardly knew ye...
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
manchuria
1/27/2004 12:42am,
you may have a little trouble with boyd...
blankslate
1/27/2004 12:43am,
Originally posted by manchuria
you may have a little trouble with boyd...
LMAO!!!!!
blankslate
1/27/2004 12:44am,
"Stay in Your Center" R. Masters
manchuria
1/27/2004 12:45am,
my current sig is definately my best
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 1:01am,
Boyd:
Arguing with Wastrel is like invading Russia in the winter. I mean, you can always try it if the only other option is surrender, but just be ready to accept the fact that you're going to earn a permanent spot on history's blooper reel.
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 1:04am,
Fisting Kittens:
christ! another one of these threads? Nothing can be accomplished with such a broad topic. Here I'll start.
post #1: All arts are crap except the one I study. My art is TOTALLY better than your art.
post#2: Shut up kungfools no one cares about Scars
post#3: I think capoeira is rad
post #4: Shut up jackass capoeira is SO unproven in MMA
post #5: God you morons MMA isn't the end all be all
post #6: You TMAs make me sick, go fucking meditate and **** leave the fighting to us Warriors
post #7: I practice the most obscure art in the known world. None of you can talk **** because none of you can even pronounce the name of my art. It is mystical and wonderful and yes Ninja ARE real!!!!
post 8: "Screamer is rad"
post 9: Shut up you Arkansan dipshit, go learn how to read
post 10: **** reading lets FIGHT!!!!
post 11: my E-penis is bigger than your E-penis
post 12: Brazillian E-penis is sooooooo HOTT!!! And I really really am a girl!!!
post 13: Jamoke says something mind numbingly sophmoric
post 14: someone reminds us that they;ve been to prison so they know the "real ****"
post 15-24: All the WC exponents bicker for awhile
post 25: Dude Judo TOTALLY beats the crap out of BJJ
post 26: You fuckwit BJJ owns judo
post 27: Dammitt guys they are the same art with different rules!
post 28-31: Posters #26 and #25 turn on poster #27 and rant at him
post 32: TKD Sucks!!!!
post 33: No way man WTF totally sucks but ITF is FANTASTIC!!!!
post 34: God n00b, don't you know that TKD gives you cancer? EVERY style of TKD unequivocably causes death in EVERY fight. GEEZ.
post 35 ad nauseum: TOTAL FUCKING PISSING CONTEST!!!!
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 1:09am,
Deus Ex Machina:
It's always funny when people ask "HOW DO 1 G3T G00D 4T Th3 GR4PPl3 WITHOUT GRAPPLIGN!?!??!"
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 1:12am,
Boyd:
DRD, did it ever occur to you that it would probably be MORE honorable for someone to NOT accept your request for a challange? I mean, just imagine how awkward the conversation would be...
Poster:
DRD is a total fag!!!
DRD:
A fag, am I? By George, I do believe your boorish manner has caused me to drop my monocle into my top hat which is full of tea for some reason! My living-quarters can be found at the following address. Let us resolve our differences with fisticuffs! I anticipate a reply within the fortnight.
Poster:
Okay.
Later that week...Doorbell:
*ding dong!*
DRD:
Good heavens, what sort of villianous rogue would trouble my sleep at this hour? Jeffrey, fetch me my gallavanting-stick so that I may beat his hide all shades of black and blue!
Poster (in boxing stance, throwing some air punches):
Ya ready?!
DRD (putting on opera glasses):
Who may I ask are you, kind sir?
Poster:
That guy you gave your address to. You know, I called you a fag and you were all like "Let's fight!", only you said it like you came from the turn of the century, which is really weird considering you're less than sixty yet act like some hilarious caricature of a parent you'd find in a Twisted Sister video.
DRD:
I'm sorry sir, but you must understand that the location of my living-quarters are distributed freely amongst all rubes that raise my ire. For instance, a local negro became rather uppity with me at the sub-way, and I was forced to give him my address so that we may duel at sunset.
Poster:
Well, I'm ______
DRD:
Oh.
Poster:
So...are we actually gonna fight? I mean, I spent several hundred dollars on airfare and had to request a week off work just to come down here.
It's the ol' "bottle rocket" strategy. According to my (flimsy at best) scientific know-how, all that pressure being exerted on the right side of his body could actually benefit the man on the bottom. You see, the rolls of fat draped over his sides create pressure not only from on top, BUT ALSO THE SIDES. This makes it excedingly easy for the bottom man to just scoot his hips out. Why is he not doing this, then, if the answer is so patently obvious? Simple. The "bottle rocket" principle is a highly dangerous one; if he scoots out too aggressively his body may go shooting out like a champaign cork and go flying into the audience, sans right arm, leaving a gingerbread man-shaped hole in the wall. If I were him, I'd just play it safe and radio in an air raid.
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 1:24am,
Boyd, during the Bullshido Popularity Contest:
Poster Who, If This Message Board Were High School, Would Be the Fat Girl Sitting By Herself At Lunch, Sampling Various Types Of Flavored Lipstick In An Attempt To Surpress her Appetite: Kungfoolss
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 10:01am,
Fisting Kittens on Djimbe:
I think this guy was bio-engineered by a team of Japanese scientists specifically for the purpose of being annoying as ****. Djimbe's posts are hard to read and they hurt my head from having to roll my eyes at least twice per line.
Mr. Mantis
1/27/2004 11:08am,
How about this exchange:
Originally posted by Boyd
However, good Count Chocula, the onus remains on you to explain how you intend to gouge out the eyes of someone shooting in on your legs.
Originally posted by manchuria
with little jimmy?
The Wastrel
1/27/2004 4:07pm,
Boyd to Amp:
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Originally posted by Amp
I would think that if our school systems did a better job acknowledging the lives, histories, and contributions of black americans we wouldn't need a black history month.
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No! **** you Amp! Almost my entire career in the public school system has been spent reading stories about viscious white slave owners and poor Mexican migrant workers being exploited by viscious white bosses and Indians who got exploited by the viscious white sailor. Every goddamn classroom has at least one poster where a bunch of Eskimos hug a wheelchair-bound Asian with the words "CELEBRATE DIVERSITY!" in big rainbow-colored letters. We have a power point constantly playing on every TV in the school showing the accomplishments of multi-racial people. THE LAST THING PUBLIC SCHOOLS NEED IS MORE MOTHERFUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
