OK, no idea where to put this so... first

"If you do Judo Seminars, Bullshido wants to put you on a short list of people who are available to do martial arts seminars which teach real world fighting skills.

If you are interested please send me a short writeup about your qualifications, what you normally teach at a seminar, and a picture of yourself, plus a contact e-mail.>>>

OK, what do I write and say?

See, you don't know either!

Experience: 19 years.
Style: Squirrel kung fu

Normal subjects covered in clinic: throwing acorns, climbing tree's, and biting nuts.

So will you be flying me over to Detrizzle or do you just wanna come to NY?