Hey this is probably as good a place to mention it as any.

I had a dream the other day where I saw this monkey playing on top a lion. The lion yawned and opened his mouth and the monkey just crawled in! So the lion closed his mouth and ate him.

What does it mean?

You should get laid more.

Ronin69, you never disappoint! :D

*blushs innocently at Dibble*

I suppose the proper response is... "Where's the hot girl pic?"

Originally posted by Beneath Contempt
Gung hei fat choi.

Lets see how many different spellings we can get in.

It is not really spellings... you guys are saying Happy New Year in different dialects. The quoted one above is Cantonese. This one

gong xi fa cai, hong bao na lai is Mandarin. The 2nd part basically says 'give me a red envelope'. Chinese New Year tradition is to give money in red envelopes. The 'encoding' is Pinyin.

Monkey style, pfft! I've been doing it doggy style lately and it is much better than monkey style.

Originally posted by grego
Monkey style, pfft! I've been doing it doggy style lately and it is much better than monkey style.

Yeah, doggy style is the real deal. By so is spanked monkey, closely followed by spitting monkey.

Happy New Year!

Ive been doing chinese lion dance for 3 days straight, 12 performances a day + 30min parades!...I think Im in hell right now, my shoulders are bruised from the lion head, my hands are bruised and cut up, my back is spasming and work awaits me. Man I love kung fu! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Shrioninja:

it obviusily means you have to invent a new kung fu style based on eating your opponent. Duh

Wait a second... doesn't "Gong Hay Fat Choy" just mean "Give me money"?

not exactly but you're right that it doesn't exactly mean happy new year

that would be "Sun Leen Fai Lock"