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1/14/2004 4:30pm,
Knife-Wielding 90-Year-Old Sends Intruder Packing
Wed Jan 14,10:21 AM ET

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A 90-year old New Zealand man grabbed a carving knife from his kitchen and chased away a masked intruder who had threatened his wife with a butter knife.



The intruder waved the flimsy weapon at David Saulbrey's wife when she tried to ring the police to report Tuesday's break-in at their home in Lower Hutt, near Wellington, the Dominion-Post newspaper reported.


Saulbrey, who failed to hear the hapless intruder's demand for money because he was not wearing his hearing aid, then beat the burglar in a search for a more threatening weapon.


"Once I got the carving knife I said: 'Now you bastard, you're for it.' With that he threw his knife at me and took off out the door," Saulbrey told the newspaper.


"I was that bloody wild I would have stuck (the knife) in his Adam's apple," he said.


New Zealand police said they did not recommend confronting an armed intruder but praised Saulbrey's bravery.


"He's a tough old bugger. You wouldn't think he was 90, that's for sure," Detective Scott Cooper was quoted as saying.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20040114/od_nm/robber_dc

The_Ghost
1/14/2004 8:13pm,
LOL! Now that is some funny ****.

Thieves really need to get some **** to back up there talk.

PizDoff
1/14/2004 11:34pm,
That is fucking good!

"Thieves really need to get some **** to back up there talk."
No they don't. They can die.

FingerorMoon?
1/14/2004 11:52pm,
Carving knife > butcher knife

Jolly_Roger
1/15/2004 12:34am,
Anyone who threatens anybody with a BUTTER knife deserves to be chopped...

Justme
1/15/2004 6:21am,
I had an incident once around my old house....some questionable people in a car riding around causing some trouble... My friend, neighbor, went out with a pastry knife ( I had my .44 mag)...After the non incident I asked him " what were you going to do with that?".... he wasn't sure. I guess frost them.

blankslate
1/15/2004 9:23am,
hehe justme