chris is a 300 pound 5 ft 10 tall bruce lee nutriding ninjer larping wannabe who's too outta shape to ever train in jkd.... a quick conversation on yahoo. he and my other friend mike were staying in nashville tn cuase murray ky has no power. and i wanted to check up on em.

our yahoo conversation...sorry for my typing i was on my tablet and trying to tap fast.

here is the conversation
bill_nye68: yo chris
chris lee: yeah, what's up
bill_nye68: reading oldblack belt fom the 60'son goole books
bill_nye68: every isueis scanned from 1962-2004
chris lee: cool, I'm working on the crown of thorns trilogy from George R R Martin
bill_nye68: looking forward to reading aout everyone going gaga over ninjers in the 80's then sadly isapointed afer ufc debuted inthe 90's
chris lee: well ninjas weren't the fair type of fighter.
chris lee: pit fighters though skillful are dumb
bill_nye68: the "ninja" s under hatsumi sensie cant fight its not ninjitsu
chris lee: not real survivalists, but a good person to have on your side if someone's dumb enough to let you choose a champion
bill_nye68: and there wasnt a ninjitus fighting style it was a label for assassib
chris lee: huh, ninjas that don't fight.
bill_nye68: hatsumi cobbled **** together and made akilling off delisional overweight balding men from america
chris lee: hmm. Yeah ninjitsu is a offshoot of juijitsu with a few quick strike tech
bill_nye68: go to youtube and watch em
chris lee: cpu won't let me type
chris lee: if only it would let me
bill_nye68: dont worry im on my tablet
chris lee: yahoo is being a bitch.
chris lee: so how is everything?
bill_nye68: 44% of ufc professionals hold bachelor degrees
bill_nye68: great
chris lee: that doesn't make them wise
bill_nye68: doing tech support for high speed ibternet lines while waiting to leave for the army
chris lee: just educated. I've known many educated fools.
chris lee: I am one!
chris lee: ha ha.
chris lee: got my assoc. in art
bill_nye68: yes but chris mma fighter is more equiped if attacked thena ninjer or a tkd stylist
bill_nye68: cuase you train in an alive manner with resisting opponents
chris lee: yes but a ninja is not stupid enough to allow that situation to happen. They generally had many identities and never let on to whom they were. Hard to attack what isn't there
bill_nye68: chris seperate the ninjas of legend and modem day practioners
chris lee: yeah, in a one on one pit fighter wins. a ninja is more equiped to survive.
chris lee: I'll do the debate another time. Mike needs to talk to Jas.
chris lee: its his cpu.
chris lee: night man
bill_nye68: later


so after the conversation i was reminded of a paper i read online
http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf
http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf
its basically about the Peggy hill syndrome(ted Baxter syndrome from marry Tyler more)if you never watched king of the hill Peggy thinks she knows Spanish, thinks very highly of her abilities...which are actually very incompetent and fails to learn from her errors and does not have the ability to see that and thus asses herself more reasonably.

sums all the ninjers i knew in murry ky
(i wish i could fight mma style..severe nose breaks and a surgery i had when i was youger prevent me from even light sparring as much as i like, occassionally i ignore it and box/spare full force anyways..but theres no way i could subject it to professonal mma fighting)

Fucking George RR Martin, that guy kills more main characters than every ninja in the history of the world.... That last book he introduced at least 3 new characters and killed them within 50 pages. And every one of them was supposed to be the fucking hero. I hate that guy.

Holy fat booj-balls in ashida sauce batman.
I read that, and I could taste ball-sweat(insert drty jk), that man sounded so shiftless, and inane.
I gotta find some way to mask that taste(insert drty jk).

There's failure, and epic failure, and then whatever vortex that man's stupidity field generates it needs a name, a rude one.

It's like he has Larpsburger's syndrome or something. How can you pick your shots, if it's going to be a struggle to pick your own computer-chair-wedgie?

EDIT: Damn double posts, now this thread has 600 lbs of suck, in it.

Fucking George RR Martin, that guy kills more main characters than every ninja in the history of the world.... That last book he introduced at least 3 new characters and killed them within 50 pages. And every one of them was supposed to be the fucking hero. I hate that guy.

yeah, fucking George Mart7n, *looks around*, well I don't know, do I?

While we're on it though, Roald Dahl is teh Uber Bomb, and any who disagree...well, just don't:biblethum

Larping Ninja is redundant. Have you ever seen a non-larping ninja?

mmm, I don't role play. I suck in real life.

Jesus effin Christ, at least make that aim conversation legible. Why can't kids these days learn to type. Goddamn.

Oh jeez, there are people who still refer to MMA competitors as "pit fighters?"

How droll.

Fucking George RR Martin, that guy kills more main characters than every ninja in the history of the world.... That last book he introduced at least 3 new characters and killed them within 50 pages. And every one of them was supposed to be the fucking hero. I hate that guy.

The first three were tolerable because he managed not to kill my favorites but that last book...what the **** was that? Here's a **** load of supporting characters you don't really care about & now bad things happen to them. Also, blinding the little girl pissed me off. Really only about 3 chapters of that mess seemed relevant to the ongoing story. I'll give the next book a try but if he doesn't get his act together, I'm done.

Also, Martin gets a lot of the details of weapons, armour & medieval combat wrong.

Larping Ninja is redundant. Have you ever seen a non-larping ninja?

No all ninjers are LARPers, some are just stupid and think they're doing a real martial art.

Jesus effin Christ, at least make that aim conversation legible. Why can't kids these days learn to type. Goddamn.

as stated in the conversation and in the post i was on my new tablet (training it for my handwriting) and i didnt want to change anything so that the conversation that appeared, was 100% unchanged

Dare I even admit I was a LARPer. >.< For all of two weeks. But I was NOT a "ninjer"... I was portraying a vampire. Which.. kinda isn't much better. Hey, we all have our weak moments.

I larped, ok? Yeah, i did it. It was like, 9th grade, and we were playing D&D.

Don't judge me, ok?

No all ninjers are LARPers, some are just stupid and think they're doing a real martial art.

The first mistake anyone makes is thinking they are a real ninja. I think that a lot of MArtists overestimate their abilities in general.

The first mistake anyone makes is thinking they are a real ninja. I think that a lot of MArtists overestimate their abilities in general.

yep which is why I've always walked away from an "ego" fight, not worth it in a litigious society, rather do the suing then be sued.

i only train to defend my self if I'm attacked or threatened, for combat or to have the skills to torture/main any perv that try's to harm my two little girls(and that's only happened once and he didn't get to do much.)