this thread simply will not die
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this thread simply will not die.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and with strange aeons even death may die.

Those who cannot let what's died stay dead
deserve a shite-smeared boot to the head.

karate fighters are made to fight in the street because karate fighters are taught to strike the groin and the eyes

Summoned from the deep past into life today
An undead thread bidd me come haste
And banal chatter followed Hard
Zombied thread leaves a nasty taste...

Would that Vieux's swift boot met success....
This thread would have lost all egress
And once more lay down entombed
'Neith Asriels Card of death
With Gbemis fiend of doom...

karate fighters are made to fight in the street because karate fighters are taught to strike the groin and the eyes

every so-called "karateka" will tend to strike to the face first.(either that or they can say goodbye to their pride)

trust me on that

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on a thread titled "Karate dosen't work?"

Karate doesn't work? Tell that to these guys:

YouTube - In The Heat Of Hai-Karate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnU9zT87j4)
YouTube - Hai Karate TV ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbLM0piFIc8)

Karate once had this thread
we all wished it would stay dead
some noob came along
singing the funakoshi song
and deserves the **** boot to the head

OR

Karate does work
beyond realms of rules and cage
T3h d34dly in t3h str33tz